Last year facebook, which otherwise is a great site (the best i may say), got invaded by space aliens and they started putting roadblocks on purely innocent peoples accounts including MINE ! and all i did was use a few proxy sites to check my facebook from a restricted area (everyone does that ! including facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg).

Ok after getting road blocked i needed to follow few procedures to reactivate my account:

1. One was easy i.e use your email to confirm identity and then reset password BUT i happened to forget my email’s password (lucky me ). But wait there was another way….
2. Use my mobile phone number to confirm it’s me……… BUT it happened to be that my phone had recently been stolen (wow what a coincidence?) BUT wait again facebook still has a 3rd option (it’s my lucky day after all…)
3. I could identify pictures of my friends ! HURRAY ! i can do this one ! So easily enough i start to identify my friends in different photos……. i had almost reached the end when i was shown this picture….. it was of my OLD BUDDY, PAL, BEST FRIEND = the COW ?
   

   My bestest friend the COW

HOW was i freakin supposed to identify the name of a farm ANIMAL ???

O facebook, o facebook

R u kiddin me ?

Eventually i was able to recover my account by first resetting my email’s password (the new password was sent to my other email) and then using the email method of recovery.

So HAPPY INDEPENDENCE day to all PAKISTANIS !!!

And tomorrow it’s independence day for our Indian brothers (and their sisters ) So happy independence day to you all in advance

Screen shots:

Here’s the official video song:

Last week i finally got the energy to take my first energy drink. Before taking it I was the usual boring, 22 year old, dull, dim, less bright, dark dementer. I took this energy drink out of curiosity (because it looked all colorful and had foreign language written on it) and believe me when i took the first sip…. nothing happened ! so i took a few more and then….. still nothing happened ! Can you believe it ? Finally I was about to finish the whole 250 ml can.

But something amazing happened just as the last drop glidded down my throat. As soon as it touched my stomach……… WhhhAaazZZaaAAM-WhHiISsHoO-WUuZZoOoM………. my HAIR STARTED falling off ! No it wasn’t a side effect and nor was i growing old. Then I started to shrink,my jaw started to become rounder !, My wisdom teeth fell off. At first I thought I had transmogrified into a WEREWOLF…… BUT when i looked into the mirror i saw a lively, handsome, energetic, shinning, light emitting God….. yes what i saw was a teenager. That’s when i realized that ‘red bull gives you wings’ wasn’t just a blatant promotional advertisement, it was the truth, a revelation.

So do you believe me? OK so may be i was exaggerating a little but what i say is not all lies my friend there is truth in it believe me energy drinks do have effects, like one of my friend’s neck started to burn, he almost fainted, cried like a baby and then couldn’t get his mind right for 3 days…. but that’s probably a rare thing I’m sure you’ll feel more energetic like i did

So if your a thick head your still thinking about the “8″ reasons i mentioned in the post? Let me tell you I just wrote that to get your attention (it’s some trickery I’ve learned to catch you homo-sapiens). If you still want them then just make your own from the above story i told you…………….. JUST KIDDIN here are those 8 reasons:

1. They Give you energy (or sometimes knock you out)
2. They increase your motivation to do work
3. They’ll get you talking (if you’re like me and don’t talk much)
4. They make you young
5. They come in colorful cans
6. They sometimes have foreign languages written on them (Thai in my case)
7. They DON’T turn you into a werewolf
8. They can make you fat with a round jaw and pimples on your face

NOTE: When i bought my second energy drink it had English written on it and at the back of the can there was a highlighted box which said that these drinks are prohibited for children under 16, pregnant and lactating women, diabetic and hypertensive patients.

First I was shocked because i had already taken the foreign language one and I’m a hypertensive ! but since i was still alive i took this other one too, along with my perfectly normal friend (and you know what happened to him).

So in the end i would strongly recommend taking an energy drink once in a while if your down on energy and depressed and I think normal people should avoid them (seeing what happened to my friend). And even though I’m a bad person i don’t want to kill anyone (or at least be blamed for it) so use them at your own risk and pay special attention to what the manufacturer says and after paying attention drink anyway.

top secret

I’m not interested in this stuff much but still couldn’t resist writing my mind on the notion especially because (whether I like it or not) this guy (Usama) was killed here in Pakistan.

Like all such cases it’s full of controversy and the truth is that none of us will ever know the truth no matter what we do. The other ‘fact’ is that Usama is dead after a perfectly successful American military operation by American navy seals (wooo), why is this also a fact ? because president Obama said so ! (do u dare say he might be lying ?) elections are coming.

American/most of the world/my perspective:

We are Americans, we have the ‘can do’ attitude, we rise to the challenge and deliver, we will find you, we will defeat you. We will send highly trained professionals on a top notch mission and we will land our helicopter due to technical problems right inside Usama’s house, afterward we will destroy that helicopter. We will send our best soldiers and we will not catch Usama alive where he is living with his family. We will not show Usama to the world, we will throw him into the sea but we will take his DNA and keep that in area 51 ! We will not show you anything but we have done a perfect operation (wooo, yea America !) we will tell you nothing but we will blame you , despite that you have lost 35000 lives, despite that you have at the moment more than 150,000 of your troops fighting against these guys, we will still blame you for supporting them, we will blame you of incompetence even though we’ve been working our asses alongside you all this time. We are America and we will deliver.

Hey while writing this I found something strange: Osama, Obama WOW they could be like twins only the difference of ‘b’ for ‘s’ ! it’s like they were meant to be in poems

I would end this by sharing a facebook update one of my friends shared:

I killed Bigfoot and I identified him with DNA.Then I threw his body in the ocean.I would show you pictures but it’s too gruesome.But believe me, you won’t see him again.

Someone special

Let me know what you think

Before this I thought such people (who write these things) were only part of movies and comedy shows. Now I know they exist in reality.

I lay on the green grass and opened my eyes to the bright sunny day.
I saw the cool breeze make the greenery move and then touch my skin to make me feel alive.
The colorful flowers swayed happily under the sun and i could hear the birds singing some natural tone.
I lay there feeling my heart beat in my body, filling me with a joyful  heat of hope.
I could touch the open blue sky, I thought i could fly.

Raining...

Play this track and read on.

The slow ticking sound of the falling rain made me forget everything. I stood there in my warm clothes feeling the breeze go through my hair and her coldness touch my warm skin.

The rain fell gently, soothing the environment, calming every creature and putting the greenery to slumber. Her beautiful tune put end to thoughts and took me to the nostalgia of simplicity.

In that state of peace, all I felt were the tiny rain drops, falling on my face, piercing the warmth for a sec and then disappearing all of a sudden.

I just stood and observed and felt and did not think. I saw the various light and dark clouds making layers upon layers of a beautiful foam. I saw the low clouds fly past the land making no noise, the only sound was the crackling of the rain against my jacket and the grass.

I just stood there in that peaceful place just hearing the sound and feeling the cold and seeing the scene. I observed everything yet thought nothing except that this should go on for ever.